The War Song Of The Urpneys

The War Song Of The Urpneys (referred to in some releases as The Urpney Song) is a song written by Mike Batt. It is used regularly in the show to represent the Urpney characters.

The original soundtrack release was performed by Ozzy Osbourne, Frank Bruno and Billy Connolly. This rendition however, only appears in truncated form in one episode of the show itself, "Megattack". Another vocalized rendition performed by Mike Batt is used regularly in Season One (and once in Season Two in the final scene of "Albert's Ailment"), while an instrumental version and several other variations of the theme are used regularly throughout the entire series.

Even a Another version of that song with a Different Lyrics sung by The Biker Knights of the Square Table with Vocals of Stuart Lock, Richard Tate, Anthony Jackson, Melvyn Hayes, Jackie Clarke, Gary Martin, Leonard Whiting and Derek Wright

Lyrics
Born to the sound of marching feet,

Trained as a military elite.

Each of us drilled and singled out to be,

An Urpney.

Cream of the Urpney single males,

Fit for the fight and hard as nails.

Never afraid and each one proud to be,

An Urpney.

Nobody goes where Urpneys dare,

Ruthless and deadly, firm but fair.

Out in the night we spoil for a fight,

No wimps are we! We're braver than you'd think we would be,

And we're brighter than the average fighter,

That's why we all

Are Urpneys!

We are the Lord of Nightmare's troops,

Feared and revered by Wuts and Noops!

Enemy armies always turn and flee,

From Urpneys.

Born to the sound of marching feet,

Trained as a military elite.

Each of us drilled and singled out to be,

An Urpney.

Nobody goes where Urpneys dare,

Ruthless and deadly, firm but fair.

Out in the night we spoil for a fight,

No wimps are we! We're braver than you'd think we would be,

And we're brighter than the average fighter,

That's why we all

Are Urpneys!

Born to the sound of marching feet,

Trained as a military elite.

Each of us drilled and singled out to be,

An Urpney.

Cream of the Urpney single males,

Fit for the fight and hard as nails.

Never afraid and each one proud to be,

An Urpney.

Nobody goes where Urpneys dare,

Ruthless and deadly, firm but fair.

Out in the night we spoil for a fight,

No wimps are we! We're braver than you'd think we would be,

And we're brighter than the average fighter,

Back to the top That's why we all

Are Urpneys!

We all are Urpneys!